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- Kristi
- The Boy, 2 Muttleys and I have finally realized our dream of living 1 mile from the Lindt Chocolate Factory. Leaving Atlanta (the World of Coke) for Zurich (the World of Chocolate) hasn't come without challenges, incredible fun or giggles. Follow along as I chronicle our adventures as we acclimate to this new Swiss lifestyle.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
A Tale of Two Terrors
It was a cold and foggy October morning. Pedro and Dooley von Remick begrudgingly put on their new capes.
Dooley von Remick was especially upset about his new cape. He knew the "von" in his new name was contingent upon wearing the cape, but still...he would rather roll in a strange dog's poo. Yeah, I said it, he likes other dog's poo.
They were given a mission. The mission was to find a rubber chicken recently accused of being way too expensive at the local pet shop. $8 chf for a rubber chicken is considered grand larceny. Dooley and Pedro von Remick wouldn't take the mission without a bribe however. This is where the Hawaiin Duck came in.
This duck had powers over the Terrors. It had to be its haunting quack. Haunting because the noise gives me nightmares. It is freaking annoying.
After some good chomp action on the duck, Dooley von Remick was ready to find the expensive as hell chicken. Pedro was too busy canoodling with the Hawaiin Duck to take the mission seriously. Dooley was on his own but sniffed him out.
It was a good thing too because upon closer examination, the chicken was about to flee the country.
We interviewed Pedro and Dooley von Remick after the successful capture and of course they were modest saying "It was all in a day's woof".
Dooley von Remick was especially upset about his new cape. He knew the "von" in his new name was contingent upon wearing the cape, but still...he would rather roll in a strange dog's poo. Yeah, I said it, he likes other dog's poo.
They were given a mission. The mission was to find a rubber chicken recently accused of being way too expensive at the local pet shop. $8 chf for a rubber chicken is considered grand larceny. Dooley and Pedro von Remick wouldn't take the mission without a bribe however. This is where the Hawaiin Duck came in.
This duck had powers over the Terrors. It had to be its haunting quack. Haunting because the noise gives me nightmares. It is freaking annoying.
After some good chomp action on the duck, Dooley von Remick was ready to find the expensive as hell chicken. Pedro was too busy canoodling with the Hawaiin Duck to take the mission seriously. Dooley was on his own but sniffed him out.
It was a good thing too because upon closer examination, the chicken was about to flee the country.
We interviewed Pedro and Dooley von Remick after the successful capture and of course they were modest saying "It was all in a day's woof".
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2 comments:
Hahhaa soooooo funny!!! Cheers from Paris
Oh my God, this post is hilarious. What a mission! And yes $8 for a dog toy is too much!
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